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chongoblog:

chongoblog:

It’s called WD40 because you spray it on something, turn 40 degrees, and walk away

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nehirose:

del3141:

kittydesade:

unclefather:

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

this is one of my favorite posts

quinoa-adjacent asked

The butch hartman ask cursed me with the thought of Femme Hartman and I just had to share the burden

cryptotheism:

I’ll have you know I’m tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.

Anonymous asked

Blocking only creates uninformed bubbles.

gasterofficial:

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

xenasaur:

gothhabiba:

fragilefairys:

actually blocking creates a fun internet experience where the people u dont like cant bother u

blocking creates a much more defined shape and more open, visible lace in the finished project

blocking reduces damage taken from the next hit

blocking ensures that the actors know where to go at any given moment in the play

blocking allows one to learn information more quickly and efficiently

egberts:

cockyhammer:

egberts:

wait are you guys being serious? the clown is real?

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it’s real and looking right at me

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